Tuesday, August 9, 2011

WHITE GIRL PROBLEMS: MOROCCO EDITION



PERFECTING MY POUT. ONE SELF-PORTRAIT AT A TIME.
  • There is no wireless, exactly how I am to stalk my ex-boyfirends twitter page?
  • Great, now there is wireless.  I have to look at my exes twitter page. 
  • It is beautiful out.  Do i get a tan or 35 dollar massage?
  • I'd love to go surfing. Wait, I have to wake up at what time?
  • There is sand on the beach. 
  • I don't how to say "half sugar in my tea"in french. 
  • My hotel is too nice.  Dharma Bums wouldn't approve. 
  • That man called me Cleopatra Chicken.  Am I still pretty?
  • This is Rose, I asked for Red.  
  • Men keep howling at me.  
  • Why hasn't anyone howled at me yet?
  • I am not getting tan enough.  
  • This camel smells like a camel.  

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