TRAVEL TIPS: OR RATHER WHAT NOT TO DO

• Always save packing for last minute, preferably the morning of. Stress is good for you. 
• Remember to pack frivolous items like: Diptyque ROSES Room Spray (I hate the smell of hotels).
• Forget essential items like: hairbrush, toothbrush, second form of ID etc...
• Create saddest playlist possible, that way on your 7 hour flight you can mull over all failed loves, and as the plane goes down (because you know it will) you will be listening to Beck's Sea Change album.
• When staying in ancient cities with bloody pasts bring along soothing reads such as: Haunted Cities.
• If you're offered cheap champagne, wine, nyquil,or even moonshine on the plane, drink it. 
• Make sure you have your palm, tarot cards, tea leaves, astrological signs read in any and all new places you go to.  Let everyone, everywhere know you lean towards manageably crazy (thanks A+M).
• Make sure to get a proper nights rest the evening before a flight (see: I'm up blogging and mine is in 6 hrs).