1. There are lizards. Everywhere.
2. What's with all the wasps, y'all? Insects and the White Anglo variation.
3. This villa doesn't have AC
4. The infinity pool is too salty
5. Wait. No booze on Sunday?
6. This view is making it hard for me to feel sorry for myself.
7. This box of wine is too small.
8. I'm still not tan enough.
9. I still have an American accent.
10. My blow dryer blew out.